We shall meet again some funny day. Bu

Do you want to get married in the cemetery this time.

Is it legal for the dead to get married? No, I just want to be repainted.

A funeral service usually contains sins What are your personal favourites?

I think I’d like them to play the lark descending.

So would you like an orchestra?

I shall not be able to see when I’m laughing.

I didn’t know it was laughing that would make you go blind

When you are dead you don’t mind being blind. But I would hate not being able to talk

Are you really having a conversation when you are by yourself?

? Two minds with a single heart

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