Category Archives: nonsense

Love buried and unseen

The kindness of  our neighbours helps us cope With life, with death,with many shades between When we despair and  can’t imagine hope When the sailor takes us in his boat When he rows us on a  night-blank sea The kindness … Continue reading

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He won’t like  the crap you shed

I am frightened I’ll run out of food My   insides are in knots that feel glued I  feel sick tonight What was I ate? The cat’s looking mad  yet amused The Whiska’s beef ‘s  meant for the cat I trod … Continue reading

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I eat cartoons for breakfast with a knife

I  lack the skill of mimicking   a cat Mimesis  makes me copy  acrobats I cannot do the crossword in the Times If I’m free, I marry many  rhymes A cartoon left me cold,I needed words I preferred  to talk except … Continue reading

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Underground

On a whim I went to Downing Street They charged me fifty pounds for both my feet Then  no-one anwered when  I rang the bell I looked in through a hole, the penny fell I claim I saw the tide … Continue reading

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Never get engaged on a whim

How to get rid of your lover Tell them you’re carrying a germ Spray Dettol around your home Put deodorant on your  comb Ask if they wash all their sperm Nobody likes a rejection But sometimes it’s better to leave … Continue reading

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Take your mind off

If you live near a psychopath And can’t run Then it will take your mind Off the coronavirus And if you have a UTI You will want to die Don’t kill him  yet Strange how a bodily pain Feels like … Continue reading

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I get drunk without a single drink

I did not  know my mind was strong a sin My wickedness was choosing to be thin My ringlets  seemed  far wilder than cats’ screams The torture and the vividness of dreams I picked up books and read them in … Continue reading

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