Category Archives: nonsense

Well as it’s free we do not have to pay

I went to vote, the queue ran down the street Strange to see the British change their ways None were holding phones  nor were there bleeps Eager faces, animation sweet Well as it’s free we do not have to pay … Continue reading

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Never join conspiracies or choirs

Why do we love  those who love us least To prove we can obtain whom we desire? He makes cruel comments at the wedding feast Do not call  this man a nasty beast An animal is  better than a liar … Continue reading

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Mary needs a lock on the door

The doorbell rang yet again.Mary crept into the hall and saw through the  little window  a young man with a van marked Maypole Locksmiths.She opened the door and explained she could not lock her door with a key but only … Continue reading

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There’s always cake

What a great thing Food Banks are.You can meet people like yourself and if there are enough tins of  baked beans you can ask someone round for tea.I expect if there’s no bread there will be cake  I hope there … Continue reading

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Does it matter what the numbers where?

 For 1600 days I woke alone Does it matter what the numbers where? 25 x 64  unknown For 1600 nights I sleeping moaned Does sorrow  have to make us feel too bare? For 1600 days I woke alone 1600  dreams … Continue reading

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Illusions

Women screen themselves without the veil Wear their   cream foundation, dye their hair Get push up bras with wires as thick as cords Thongs  that I have seen  when jeans are worn! They wear dark glasses, strands of  lucid pearls … Continue reading

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A humorous old poem

‘Twas but a reptile passing by. It flew across the deep blue sky Why do reptiles fly so high? I’ll love you till I die. “Twas but a cat under the moon. Did you have a silver spoon? Why can’t … Continue reading

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Paper knives

Art by Katherine If women’s eggs can be frozen,  can’t hens? If paper can cut  the skin why not have paper knives ? What about paper tissues? Why is reading a book better than reading on a phone? Why are  … Continue reading

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