Alive but with no vital signs so needs a placard.
Alive though half dead with a cold; what are the options?
Alive but can’t hold a conversation.At least not with a doctor
Alive and very hot today.
I didn’t know this was a brothel.
Died but was propped up by pillows till the next shift came on.
A lack of human kindness
Died of grief but still breathing.
Suffocate with a pillow asap
Died but not yet buried
They can’t stay here
Waiting to die till the full moon shines on the bed.
We don’t cater for that religion
Died when it was forbidden.
Too late now
Died with full consent.
She will die when she climaxes
What time period are we looking at?
And what has the climate got to do with it?
I don’t know either
No noble bones buried here ..
Turn off your mobile moans in the hospital.
I need a mobile comb to catch lice in my hair.
Can I buy an idle traffic cone ?.
The Cathedral had a four mile dome and no walls .
I want a tart’s phone.
Write a short poem.
A caught rhyme
A heart came
Your dinner is on page 27.
Your dinner was eaten by a fox
Your leather handbag has tooth bites Who is it,?
We have no potatoes so I am leaving you.
I burned the pans so I have gone back to , Mother’s.
Mother’s boyfriend, to be precise.
The milkman needed me more than you do.So there!
I hid your dinner in the piano
The cats found it and also ate the strings.
I have ordered a pizza.Text me when it comes.Ta
Would you like cauliflower cheese without the cauliflower?
Or without the cheese?
Every Time I see a four letter word I add another letter
Oh,fluck the Men are here where is my frock?
Oh fluck, why not shriek English
What creap for dinnrr
He writes too much cramp for me
You tweat, you broke my heart
You twist my swords
What shirt you speak at home
You are shifty
Blondy hell,Africa is me
I am damed if I will swear
Where did the count go ?
The beast one.
You are e-vile
You are e-book
I wish I were a wild wild goose
And I could fly and seek
Looking for my lost lost love .
With eyes that cannot weep.
What is my life when I love none
And noone loveth me
When all are fled when all are gone
Take me to the sea
I saw the hills I saw the lakes
I saw the mighty ocean
What is beauty what is joy
When my true love is broken
I peck my breast I shed my blood
The pure white goose would die
Take me to the cold. cold earth
Under a cruel white sky
I cannot eat the bacon up today
I feel so sick the parrots are dismayed
They envy me though I am in decay
I am hetersexual yet I’m gay.
So I am transcendent, what do you say?
Keep safe,,….. Kill yourself now
Lost your head? You are better off without it.
Don’t believe me ?
He is that loseth his life shall save it. Jesus
Let go and relax.Die of starvation.Free to all in the Third World Claim it now
Children learn to walk, they fall and scream
Their little bones are soft and rarely break
Now I am afraid I’ll come to grief
And end my life by making a mistake.
To die by choice is sad for those your friends
To die in error sadder for that end
Unconscious of the motives for your fall
Such anguish for no reason will appal
On his top it says
Made in Burton from real polyester.
He told the Belgians to go back to the Congo.
It read ‘I am a manvestlike
Is I English ?
Many are boiled but few are frozen
I don’t like pork so I married a lapsed Jew in a Hindu Temple His mother sent us to a duvet filled with cat hair.
Is it an insult ? How shall I detract ?
I are a lapsed Catholic.
But it won’t last forever