Category Archives: humor

Well as it’s free we do not have to pay

I went to vote, the queue ran down the street Strange to see the British change their ways None were holding phones  nor were there bleeps Eager faces, animation sweet Well as it’s free we do not have to pay … Continue reading

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Never join conspiracies or choirs

Why do we love  those who love us least To prove we can obtain whom we desire? He makes cruel comments at the wedding feast Do not call  this man a nasty beast An animal is  better than a liar … Continue reading

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I shan’t be alone

In my coffin I will have no phone At last I shall be free  like  new born babe But how will people hear my mobile groans? Who shall write  my story on a  stone? I can’t ring Emergency  for aid In … Continue reading

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My naked flesh

On my journey into sleep I hold A little bag which holds a tiny phone I hold a spray of GNT  to bomb My arteries as wide as a mother’s thumb Yet I’d like to go in naked form Trusting … Continue reading

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Mary needs a lock on the door

The doorbell rang yet again.Mary crept into the hall and saw through the  little window  a young man with a van marked Maypole Locksmiths.She opened the door and explained she could not lock her door with a key but only … Continue reading

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There’s always cake

What a great thing Food Banks are.You can meet people like yourself and if there are enough tins of  baked beans you can ask someone round for tea.I expect if there’s no bread there will be cake  I hope there … Continue reading

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When the cat has screamed

      I I see I’m very smartly dressed today My jumper’s striped in black and clotted  cream I have  a  black skirt with embroidery This outfit was not planned in anyway I got dressed in  the bathroom,  the … Continue reading

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Stan and the angel

\ Stan had eaten too much pizza because he was extremely ravenous from doing the washing. and hanging it up on the mulberry tree in his long garden Now he felt lazy and haphazardly dim and other worldly and liable … Continue reading

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