Category Archives: humor

The King’s Head!

You’re looking well, the doctor said ironically as I stumbled into his office Don’t mention it,I replied,It’all Greek to me Are you drunk, he said solicituously No and I am not a tart either,I lied truthfully What a pity,I fancy … Continue reading

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When you’re lonely

Mary was feeling lonely on Sunday so she decided to go to the Urgent Care Centre in a cab.There were not  many people there but enough to give her  2 hours  in the Waiting Room.Having signed in ,by claiming to … Continue reading

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No words

If we had no language,we’d be good No communication but by sense What devil conjured up the  demon word  Made our dealings complex and intense? No Tower of Babel, nothing but mud huts Caressing,kissing,kicking,  real contact Boxing,wrestling,killing the unjust No … Continue reading

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The labour and the  hurt that life will cure

I found a pair of knickers on the chair They must be mine,oh dear, that is bizarre I did not take them off,I am quite sure They make the entire room seem quite impure Yet why are knickers   thought to  … Continue reading

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Fortunately, he cannot bite

I dream  at nights of my old friends My husband and his loving hands I dream of all the cats we  had Alfred who slept on  the bed He laid his head upon my foot As I wrote  a poem … Continue reading

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Awesome  now means  medium at best

Rubbish is  just something we don’t need Or something  not worth mending   we believe Where nonsense may be foolish talk or jest Or English humour at its lethal best There is no Judge, it’s people who decide Whether it is … Continue reading

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What is nonsense in the modern age?

To write nonsense one   must think it first Then translate thought into a  little verse But what is nonsense in the modern age? The more I hear, the more I feel enraged. Yet Lewis Carrol made a lot of notes … Continue reading

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What nonsense

Writing nonsense is extremely hard Writing rubbish verses can annoy Nonsense has some style, some meaning too Gyre and gimble till the spies  find you Read aloud it makes me laugh and cry Borogroves are woods where mancipes die Wabe … Continue reading

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I don’t like  the odour of your shoes

I am good and you are evil now I decide and you must  just agree I am  your superior and how! I must be the bull and you are cows You are blind but I can truly see I am … Continue reading

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Cured in hell

My doctor diagnosed me so well The pharmacist sent me to Hell The heat cured my joints Despite devilish taunts So we’re off for a weekend in Rhyl The doctor  has grown a new beard He looks more mature than … Continue reading

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Mary meets her neighbours

Sitting on the high backed,v Ercol sofa  in the large sitting room of her new neighbours Tom and Edina, Mary sipped at the PG Tips tea she had been given in a pseudo-art deco mug.The tea tasted pseudo as well! … Continue reading

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Like children

We once rolled  like children down a slope We stopped the car to climb the grassy bank As if we were reliving some lost hope Ecstasy  is way  beyond my scope My mind is always veering to the  blanks We … Continue reading

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