Come live with me and be my helpmeet now
I’ll share my bed with you and how!
If you let me love you
I’ll darn your old gloves 4 you..
If you come and meet me brow to brow.
Come live with me and teach me all you know
About poetic licence and Soho
I’ll mend your vacuum cleaner
And learn expressions meaner.
How cheerfully the hours to come will go,
Come live with me and be my lover true
Without one,how will ever I do?
I’ll set up model railways
And learn the Jewish weekdays
Come live with me and I will sweep your flue.
Come live with me in Norway on a fjord
I’ll mend my Canon Powershot if I’m bored.
I’ll watch the ice flowers growing
And then we must be sowing.
How happy Wittgenstein’ve been if he’d have knowed.