He is the sort of person who
Helps blind people across the road even if they don’t want to. go
Who always crosses the road on a zebra crossing even if he has to paint it himself first.
Goes to confession every year even if she has not committed a sin
Never gets angry even if I phone her at 3 am I’ve got a cold
Always takes the neighbours dogs for a walk even if they have none
Always feeds the neighbours cats even when they would prefer mice.
Always asks his dates if they would like to go to bed with him just in case they are too shy to mention it
Sleeps in the dog’s kennel if the dog wants to sleep on her bed
Has had cat flaps put in the front door and the back door so the cat doesn’t have to walk round the side of the house