1.What is more important your phone or God?
My phone is God.
2.Is God interested in your beauty?
My beauty is a manifestation of God.
But then,how about all those ugly people?
3 Would God have made cockroaches deliberately?
No, they evolved from strange sea creatures.
4.Does God like men to go fishing?
If and only if it’s on the Sea of Galilee
5 Why did God make men and women and not a creature which could fertilise itself?
To give us fun on those long dark nights?
Maybe we are a trial for something else.
6.Would you buy a new Bible or a laptop?
The Bible is always the same but laptops change or break
7 Should Catholics have washing machines?
Yes, to baptise all the germs on their underwear.
Yes, to be clean for Sunday
No, they should wear no clothes as God made us naked.
8.Why can’t we see our souls?
They are invisible except to angels.
9 Are souls gendered?
Pass
10,How often do you pray?
That’s my secret
How my heart sings 