Can I take a walking stick on the train ?
Can it talk as well?
Can I take my hat off before I sit down?
Gosh,is it on your behind?
Can I eat pizza with my bare hands
You tell me.
Can I have an egg for breakfast?
You may.
Is there any milk in the bottle
Yes,baby.
Can I play cricket?
Well,it looks like cricket but who gives the permission?
Shall I part my hair?
You need at least two to part.
Am I human?
God only knows!
Do I need a crutch on holiday?
Are you planning to go in the Fall?
Do I need a crepe bandage
I suggest you try it on your mouth.
Why are you cruel?
To be kind.
Why are you not very intelligent?
Je suis le moron de Tel Aviv.At least my T shirt says that, a gift from an admirer.
But are you agreeing you are stupid
Read between the mines