I have an ingrown low tail.
I have got horns on my feet
My toes are crooks.
I am a hunch quack
My hands are narcotic twisters
My nails are very agile
My hair is too divine
I have a leeches and steam complexion
My hair is early by nature
I use a hair fryer weekly
My skin is vulnerable to outbreaks of dots.
I have an inverted colon.
My mind is my body
My heart had a quack
1.What is more important your phone or God?
My phone is God.
2.Is God interested in your beauty?
My beauty is a manifestation of God.
But then,how about all those ugly people?
3 Would God have made cockroaches deliberately?
No, they evolved from strange sea creatures.
4.Does God like men to go fishing?
If and only if it’s on the Sea of Galilee
5 Why did God make men and women and not a creature which could fertilise itself?
To give us fun on those long dark nights?
Maybe we are a trial for something else.
6.Would you buy a new Bible or a laptop?
The Bible is always the same but laptops change or break
7 Should Catholics have washing machines?
Yes, to baptise all the germs on their underwear.
Yes, to be clean for Sunday
No, they should wear no clothes as God made us naked.
8.Why can’t we see our souls?
They are invisible except to angels.
9 Are souls gendered?
10,How often do you pray?
That’s my secret
I paid a good sum to have my freezer mended 2 weeks ago and now it has failed again and only one brand makes one to fit in a narrow space.So tomorrow I’ll be emptying it again and transferring the frozen peas and everything in the fridge.It will be nice when this is over.
Meanwhile the washing machine which would only operate on the quick wash has recovered and does any wash.Why?
Thank God I have no dishwasher or tumble dryer.
If there was a river nearby I could wash my sheets in that.
Your skin is the largest organ in your body and it is very sensitive to external stimulus.
This makes it a powerful tool in your ability to relax, unwind, and find relief from the stress that you’re feeling.
Water is one of the ways that you can feel instant relief. That can come from soaking in a warm bath or going for a swim. Likewise, you can give your skin a warm touch by simply sitting in the warmth of the sun or changing into your most comfortable clothes.
Among other things, you might try are taking a few minutes to stretch your muscles — possibly through a few simple yoga poses or tai chi movements— or getting a massage. Even taking a few minutes to play with and pet an animal can be amazingly beneficial to your mood.
your life is your life
don’t let it be clubbed into dank submission.
be on the watch.
there are ways out.
there is light somewhere.
it may not be much light but
it beats the darkness.
be on the watch.
the gods will offer you chances.
you can’t beat death but
you can beat death in life, sometimes.
and the more often you learn to do it,
the more light there will be.
your life is your life.
know it while you have it.
you are marvelous
the gods wait to delight