Finding misplaced keys and other small items.

https://gretchenrubin.com/2014/04/lost-your-keys-again-8-tips-for-finding-misplaced-objects

My ideas

Never lock your doors so you won’t need keys
Buy an old car without electronics.Do not lock the door.Nobody wants it
Never wear lipstick ,nail varnish, or eye cream
Carry a toothbrush in your bag.
Never use expensive pens.Buy a bag of cheap ones.
When menstruating ,use large leaves from the nearest tree.
Keep one  drawer for s much loved cards,letters and ? bills
Buy a  very large red phone and keep it charged with a portable battery when out  all day
But 24 combs   on offer and keep them in the drawer with the screwdrivers.
Where  to put your oyster card?? I am thinking