Could I borrow your Tampax
I’ve only got the one inside of me
That’s alright as long as it’s not full.
I can’t see it.
Oh dear I didn’t realise you were blind.
It’s raining very hard can I borrow your Mac?
What’s rain got to do this computers?l
Have you got Windows 11?
Qq I misheard you I thought you said Widows 11.
You know perfectly well I don’t play football
May I borrow your hearing aid ?
Pardon?
Sorry I thought you were my father. May I borrow your spectacles
Why!
So I can see who you are