The convent school was so strict we weren’t even allowed to talk to ourself in the corridors.
When they proved the existence of God I realised their god was not my god..
It was a mortal sin to kiss your boyfriend so I kissed my sister’s boyfriend instead.
Women weren’t allowed to swear but it in order to avoid swearing we had to learn a long list of swear words and four letter words but I never heard of before.
My dad did say damn once when he’ was trying to mend my shoes. When the hammer had leaped up and bit him
Or did it hit him?