United Kingdom you will soon break down
We have our long memories intact
Hidden by their grit, the people frown
Some “know” integration turns men brown
Where is our famed courtesy, our tact?
United Kingdom ,we will all break down
Are our thoughts and tactics like sums sound?
Are our minds at one or are we cracked?
Hidden under smiles, the people frown
Afraid of living through the storms that drown
Hearts will shudder till dread turns them black
United Kingdom; motorways locked down
I have twenty friends with dressing gowns
We like men but where to learn the knack
Hidden under makeup, women frown
Sheep may graze, oh,lord, where is your Flock
The end is nigh,I cannot knit a sock
United Kingdom you will soon bog down
Humpty Dumpty you have wrecked your crown