A & E: do not go with the below



Your false nails won’t come off

You have superglued your pen to your thumb

Your self hair cutting went wrong

You broke a finger nail

You have a  cold.

Your hair roller has got stuck in your thick hair.

You  have run out  of elastoplast or aspirins.

You feel bored.

The library is shut

You like that tea they sell in robotic machines.

Your toe nails are dirty and you lost the nail brush.

You   have no stamps and you need to post a letter

You want a pregnancy test.

You want to get pregant

You have no condoms at home.

You have lost your nail file or comb.

Your cat is ill and the vet is shut

You like eying up nurses.. remember a  lot are now men,anyway… so ladies…No!

You had a row with your wife and are trying to frighten her by pretending to have chest pains.

It’s a cheap day out [ but not for the NHS]

Remember it’s for EMERGENCIES

It costs  on average £1400 per person per visit

I welcome comments and criticism

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