Would you like a waiter? No, thanks .I am a vegetarian
I’d like water Mine or from the river?
Would you like your tea in a pot? i’d prefer it sitting on my chair
Can tea sit? No, but it can lie Lie! On your food
Do you want milk in your tea? Who is this Milk? Did you learn Greek at school? I just picked it up.Is there a vaccine? Was it ancient ? It seemed fresh to me.But the ancient is safer Why did you give up history? It seemed like nonsense Now everything seems like that Well,I can’t give up Everything. Can I hold your hand? Act like a man.On second thoughts, No. Why not, since I adore you You don’t even know me Make the most of that I do try. Try better
Why do women have their toes sucked? They like a man at their feet I think it’s very common Indeed, vulgar. Do you like it? I can’t lift my foot to my mouth Can I help? No, my joints won’t bend The only answer is to cut yout feet off. I’d rather bite my nails Very wise. Be off or I’ll bite yours.
Are you British? I sadly admit I am It’s not your fault Boris’s great grandfather was Turkish Did they come in a dinghy? No, on an inflatable mattress It’s still illegal Was it illegal then? A magic carpet is better For what?
As democracy is perfected, the office of the president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.0