Vanilla slices are too hard to share

There are too many people on earth
So kill yourself now,don’t give birth
Yet that is immoral
Murder abhorrent
Let’s eat less and wear less, be first!

Do we really need chocolate eclairs?
Vanilla slices are too hard to share
A sponge cake is easier
A  gift  for the queasier
With icing  and jam we want more.

The traffic is hellish today
I  think I prefer to stay here
I hear the birds sing
To the maple they wing
I wish I could  fly right up there