Of course I don’t want to marry you
Nest wishes
Olga.
I am a devil with women
Holy yours
Tom
I was not at all hurt by your departure
Yours wincerely
Annette
I did once commit adultery [ with you]
Yours faithfully
John
Please come to dinner soon
Never yours
Chris
The day after pill failed
Yours newly
Mary
Is it my fault I had twins? I didn’t realise it was your brother the second time.
Yours demotedly
Sue
I suppose we’ll have to get married now your are expecting triplets
Your best fiend
Micky
