Barmouth where the pubs bite
Harlech where they don’t wash their hair
Skipton. they miss one or two
Preston, they don’t iron everything
Bury,a large cemetery
Didsbury,I did bury him
Swinton where the pigs are heavy
Salford. where they hoard selfies
Northampton, near Ampton but a long way from
Southampton
Ham is in West London but not in Golders Green
Wimbledon.What is a wimble?
