https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/may/03/sex-a-key-part-of-life-for-people-over-65-study-says
Arthritis and angina won’t stop me
I’ll have a sex life till I’m ninety three
I’ll take a mini aspirin and trust luck
For I feel like I need a total shock
I’m sure we’ll find a posture we can use
If I lie down then you can suck my toes
If you need many kisses just keep still
I feel I can give fifty with good will
We’ll have to go to Pilates and gym
If we’re not married,will it be a sin?
I feel it keep my elan high to care
For a nice man who wants to brush my hair
And then we must keep clean to be prepared
In case we get a chance to all unbare
So it is good to keep us in the flow
People come and sometimes have to go
I’ll keep my GNT beside the bed
To olive oil and perfume I am led.~
And we can use a waterproof or two
To keep the mattress dry as I love you.
Incontinence will mortify the shy
As from their body water seems to fly
But do not fear the shame will be the end
Don’t give up unless you cannot bend.
Two stiff old people smiling in their bed
Was it for this that we on dew were fed?
See us drink our tea from china mugs.
In Hartlepoole we drank tea from pot jugs
On Teesside people speak a different tongue
So we can swear while singing a love song
Noone understands the Viking lore
Light a fire and I’ll reveal much more
How my heart sings 