
I once had a doctor called Jones
He said he could sometimes hear groans
I laughed and I cried
I took him aside
To explain about Molly Malone
Seeing cracked humans all day
Is painful,one cannot gainsay
But they get some love
From the old one above
Helping arthritics to pray
I can’t go to Mass anymore
I can’t genuflect at the door
The altar boy bit me
The candle near lit me
What dangers there are which allure
