Dinner at mine

Mushroom stuffed brains on unlevelled bread
Fried banana with sardines on Chorley Cake or free chips and bread
Black pudding with  real blood and avocado in grapeseeds
Bacon and raw egg in a glass of fresh milk
Chicken Twist with boiled harlot on toast
Melon and ginger with  wincing beef  in a jacket potato
Roast beef with Tees-side pudding on mashed tomatoes