They told me not to go to the hospital because the trains are operating today so when will you go?
When the trains are not running.
So how will you get to the hospital?
I will have to ask for transport.
what will that be?
I wish it were a donkey.
you’re not Jesus you know.
Riding on donkeys was not the only thing that Jesus did
But he did give the Sermon on the Mount.
You are so clever I’m surprised that you are not the Prime Minister.
did you say the Crime minister?
I didn’t know there was a crime minister.
there are plenty of lying ministers.
If someone ‘slips while crossing the road we might
have a dying minister.
Have you ever thought of writing a crime story?
no it will be a crime were I to do so.
How could it be a crime to write a detective mystery?
if you’re a terrible writer
Someone might kill you
I have got the plot but I’m no good at dialogue
Start with a monologue and then answer in another monologue
Will that be a dialogue?
No but it will look like one
Boris Johnson looked like a prime minister
Say no more