My boss won’t believe I am in intensive care, what can I say?

If you were in intensive care you would not be able to write email
Let me tell you you my story
2 I told my boss I had a new heart condition.
Who who invented this one?He said
Prinzmetal I informed him
.What a funny name he responded.
Well it didn’t make me laugh when I looked it up.
Why not?
Because it’s usually caused by snorting cocaine I haven’t even tried it.
Well that’s lucky or you might be dead.
You’re so clever doctor. Thank you very much

Michael that’s very dangerous It makes people feel good but it’s not worth it especially if you can get a heart attack from it. Finding out how to live well is more worthwhile than buyingban easy high.
A friend of mine had consumed cocaine, the weekend before we had a long march during our military service. He broke down with ventricular fibrillation. The best was, he thought it only has been caused by the additional whiskey he had consumed. ;-/ xx Michael