My boss won’t believe I am in intensive care, what can I say?

If you were in intensive care you would not be able to write email
Let me tell you you my story
2 I told my boss I had a new heart condition.
Who who invented this one?He said
Prinzmetal I informed him
.What a funny name he responded.
Well it didn’t make me laugh when I looked it up.
Why not?
Because it’s usually caused by snorting cocaine I haven’t even tried it.
Well that’s lucky or you might be dead.
You’re so clever doctor. Thank you very much
A friend of mine had consumed cocaine, the weekend before we had a long march during our military service. He broke down with ventricular fibrillation. The best was, he thought it only has been caused by the additional whiskey he had consumed. ;-/ xx Michael
Michael that’s very dangerous It makes people feel good but it’s not worth it especially if you can get a heart attack from it. Finding out how to live well is more worthwhile than buyingban easy high.