Oh God I’m feeling frantic in my room
I wish to pray, Lord are you yet on Zoom?
if you need a laptop I like Dell
Don’t appear too bright,I’m in a cell
I stole some cash and alcohol as well.
Now they’re going to put me on the pill
Is it contraception I don’t know
I am schizophrenic ,what a blow.
I am having therapy long term
Don’t use my phone I need it for my crime
Now I am mad and Boris rules the land
One fine day this man needs to be banned