Make yourself some cauliflower cheese.When you get it out of the oven, drop half on the floor
Make some toast with your last slice of bread and drop into the bowl of hot water in the sink
Get some icecream out, then make a very long phone call as it melts beside you
Think of Four Seasons and Giulini while carrying a bowl of soup to the table….. need I say more?
Grill some sausages whilst wearing backless furry mules with a tendency to slip when you slide out the grill pan and slip on the tiles
Drop your last egg before it even gets to the pan.