Even in 2017 we were short of beds in hospitals

News from the UK:Hospitals 

Posted on August 10, 2017

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Chapel for funerals on site of hospital by Katherine

Theresa May has ordered that all corridors in hospitals be byrelabelled as wards. and given names:
“Long thin dirty blue ward”
“Long yellow windowless ward”
Dull Entrance Lobby Ward for people with claustrophobia.Make sure the wheels on the trolley are locked otherwise you may be ejected when someone opens the door.
Outdoor car park ward for people with TB or asthma plus privy or earth closet free to use.
Multi storey ward for the laid back[summer only]
Also toilets and cloakrooms.
A toilet is “An ensuite ward for one”
Seven toilets are 7 ensuites.Wow.It sounds great
A bathroom could be “a ward for people who like sleeping in or near water.”
Since a Ward is now anywhere with a trolley or bed in it, no logician can complain.

And if it’s you there, you’ll be too ill.
You may even be dead but as there is no nurse in the bathroom, they don’t know,
Neither do I

Thoughts on a 100 million toilet rolls called Andrex

Photo by Mudassir Ali on Pexels.com

It seems a lot but 65 million people live here so it’s about 1.5 each.A number without a context is hard to interpret.Then again, some people use leaves [ from old books}
I advise you to go to the toilet when you are out if possible as long as it is clean or for men
try the back garden now and then as long as Google Maps drones are not there
Do not stop drinking water, tea etc as dehydration is dangerous.Central Heating dries the air.

I nearly wrote Central Hating.Why would that be?