Boris Johnson combed his hair today I knelt down and said my morning prayers Then I saw that Trump is even worse I knelt down and made my morning curse
Why do we put trust in men who lie Who tweet at night and out the sentence flies Insomniacs are better reading books Or wondering how their bulbs are going to look
I have many books inside my head Who takes them out when I feel I am dead? All the fantasies not yet fulfilled And the pile of umpteen unpaid bills It’s hard to prepare one’sself for sudden death My advice is not to lose your breath
I picked his brains… Oh, was there a large choice?
I am picking my daughter up at the Station Why, does she weigh less there? I can’t decide between the Isle of Man & the Isle of Wight I suggest the Isle of Purbeck I’ve never heard of it Well, you have now
I decided on the Menu Stop trampling my cards.
My husband was very infectious With what? Laughter! I must amuse myself I’d like to amuse you How? By trying to make love But you’re a cripple Yes, that is why it amuses people You mean you’ve done it before I am 85 so it would be odd if I had never done it before Even odder if you did it now with your arthritis and your weak heart At least I’d die laughing.
I tried to read his mind Do you have special spectacles? No, just a special imagination I saw him kissing a woman at the Station Maybe the hotels were all full I committed adultery three times I expected better of you Well,I am sure I can do it 20 times given time As long as you are not doing time
You are the most handsome man I’ve never seen
Don’t make a scene How about a Heard? What of, cows? I can’t hear you. Come closer I don’t know what you think I am.But I’m not
Shall we eat in bed? As long as we don’t have to sleep on the Table More so if it is log table I was afraid of that book of tables Could you not understand? Yes,I not understand very well.I got degree in it Wow, you must be clever I just don’t understand anything Congratulations