How much does it cost to get a hair cut?
Sorry, we don’t do just one hair.
How much is a shampoo and set?
Ten pounds more than you expect.
How much is a blow dry?
Sorry, I am out of breath.
Can you dye my hair?
I can dye it but I shan’t
Would red hair suit me?
For what?
Will a perm attract men?
No, they are too impatient.
How shall I look when I’m dressed up?
The same.
Am I overweight?
No, under-height.
Do you like my new coat?
Stop phishing for compliments.
Shall I have a full body massage?
No, get married again
I can’t get married again
Why not?
I have never been married
Can I date on the Internet?
In theory.
Do you have to pay for joining Soul Mates
You’ll pay with your heart
Why are pronouns important?
To or for whom?
I see
How my heart sings 