Your false nails won’t come off
You have superglued your pen to your thumb
Your self hair cutting went wrong
You broke a finger nail
You have a cold.
Your hair roller has got stuck in your thick hair.
You have run out of elastoplast or aspirins.
You feel bored.
The library is shut
You like that tea they sell in robotic machines.
Your toe nails are dirty and you lost the nail brush.
You have no stamps and you need to post a letter
You want a pregnancy test.
You want to get pregant
You have no condoms at home.
You have lost your nail file or comb.
Your cat is ill and the vet is shut
You like eying up nurses.. remember a lot are now men,anyway… so ladies…No!
You had a row with your wife and are trying to frighten her by pretending to have chest pains.
It’s a cheap day out [ but not for the NHS]
Remember it’s for EMERGENCIES
It costs on average £1400 per person per visit
How my heart sings 