Annoyed by wind and rain I sulked and moaned
Until I got your message on my phone
The weather should adapt to me each day
I’m sure that God will hear my constant prayer
When the sun is hidden by grey clouds
I thank the Lord that I am well endowed
Is it wise to wash my clothes today?
Such ideas on my small mind do prey
I went to Epping Forest for a walk
I got lost, so glad you had me stalked
I meant to go to Washington this year
I need a change of scene, but not a scare
If I die I’d like you all to know
My spirit lives though this my body goes
I have two cats that sleep in my spare room
Shall I paint the walls and door maroon?
If only these two cats sat on my knee
I’d feed them salmon tinned in Malibu
Still as with men, it’s better to pretend
You care not if their love will help you mend
