What do you say to a new teapot?
We’re both going to be in hot water soon
What do you say when you are thirsty?
Show me a photo of Warren Beatty.He makes my mouth water
Why don’t we drink sea water?
Fish pee into it.Whales drown in it
What do you say to a coffee mug?
Won’t you at least try this tea?
What do you say to a rabbit?
Have you no warren of your own to go to?
What do you feel for when you get a text message at 3 am
What kind of flour do you use?
It depends on how strong the bombs need to be
Why do you like hand writing?
We can’t afford writing paper
Which pens are the best?
The ones with ink inside.
Is it hard to write a poem?
No, it’s only 5 letters.Maybe A should be capital?
Are you autistic?
Is it so black and white?
Why do you like maths?
It stops me turning schizophrenic
Did you work on differential equations?
No they were too dirty for women to stand on
How about topology?
I prefer jam doughnuts to actually eat.
How did you find the University?
We had maps then ,much cheaper than android phones
I mean how did you feel?
With maths you don’t need to feel
So what does make you feel?
Love, glue and hot water
What advice would you give to a person now?
Never give advice.
What do you think of the Corona virus?
It makes no difference what I think.It’s what we do that matter