If Boris Johnson frequently told lies
This is very common nowadays
No-one sane would be at all surprised
If Boris Johnson could not breath ,so died
Everyone for his soul might now pray
Though Boris Johnson told some dreadful lies
Even Peter , Jesus thrice denied
This was human, of such fears we’re prey
No-one sane would be at all surprised
If Boris was with women, he was wry
But not enough to stage one in his play
Oh,Boris Johnson you should not have lied
Oh Boris has more children than his bride
Now he wants another though he’s grey
No-one sane admits they are surprised
I dreamed of him last night, he was so gay
To my surprise he charmed me with love play
If Boris Johnson lost his head and died
The people would be frightened and ignite