Hens  don’t see the point

What do you say to 21 eggs?
Where are the other three?

Why do eggs come in boxes of six
Because hens can’t count past six!

Why do Sainsburys sell eggs in fifteens?
Their  hens are more intelligent than the others

Will egg boxes be decimalised?
Hens  don’t see the point

Why are eggs good for rubbing on the hair?
Because it takes longer to shampoo them out

How many eggs are in an  omelette?
None,they are on the outside.

Is it a sin to steal eggs?
Yes, if they are human.

Are eggs used in warfare?
Their atoms are.

Can we measure the velocity  and position of eggs?
No, but we feel it when they hit us


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