Aberystwyth

My old doctor was a very kind man
He kept his money in the frying pan.

I lent him £10 every day.

Why he needed it he would not say

I asked him if he backed a horse

Then he said for a woman I was very coarse.

I moved to 0 Aberystwyth and left him behind

For Aberystwyth is very hard to find

But I saw him on the beach the other day

He’s a very honest man so we’re going out to play