Since I lost weight my fingers have gone thin
Now my toes and feet are joining in
My red shoes are too big and fall right off
If I even try to have a cough
My wedding ring is now a size too wide
Must I marry now, I am no bride.
Maybe I could marry my own self
Although I will not bring gigantic wealthy
It will rationalise my longing for a ring.
Am I egocentric what do you think?