Irregular motions of the flesh
Bring them here to have them blessed
Impure thoughts do you have too few?
Boris will look after you.
Are you man or are you woman?
Pick your own then zoom your cousin
You can’t have sex when you’re at school.
But go ahead and break the rules
Teachers are not very good
They sin daily as we should
If you want to go to Oxford
Don’t swear air and scream when you see breakfas
Has the penny dropped today?
Financial Times will soon decay