Learn to be untidy when you’re middle-aged.
Ideas breed right on the page as they are engaged
Take the dog’s tail off the dog. Because you want to wag
Throw your clothes and hats and scarves into a Black bag
Change the sheets just once a year
because we have a drought.
You don’t need a tea pot
You only need a spout.
Take the Guardian everyday
I never read the rest
The Telegraph is too far right and we are going left
Mix the knifes and forks and spoons in a random manner
And toss in your paper knife and a rusty spanner
Can you spend the next 3 years sorting out the house?
We are made of rubber now
We’ll just have to bounce a@