Isaac Newton put the boot in.
Marie Curie we adore her to
Albert Einstein gambled wine stains.
Robert Hook always looked.
The Hebrew Bible has gone viral.
David wrote the Psalms of note
Noah made a great big boat.
Cain killed Abel, cancel table.
Harold Wilson give me pills mum.
Why does Plato have no surname?
Aristotle gie us a cuddle.
Margaret Thatcher concord Leicester.
Old John Major do us a favour
Tony Blair Arabs pray.
I have delusions I won’t lose them.
And make me gay oh Lord I pray.
I like sex I like fun can I pat you on the bum?