Mary was not with Annie.She had been arrested She had tried to order a Spanish Omelette in
a Chinese restaurant The owner had suffered shock on hearing Mary’s voice and had passed out.
Did you hope to injure this man?
Of course not.I was very hungry so I sounded urgent.
You nearly wet yourself,the policeman said
How can you nearly wet yourself she murmured like a thunderstorm on Hellvellyn.
Either you wet or you don’t wet, she continued.
As far as others see.but you may have had to use those muscles to control your bladder.
I suppose that could be measured but is it worth it?
No, said the man.better to use it to buy a book.
So who is your favourite author
Tim Parkes he been informed her.
Who is yours?
I shall let you know
And so shall all of us.