You won’t have to pay a heating bill when you are dead
The currency in heaven is love not power.
Shops are hot so take a folding chair and sit down to read the paper.
How does Hell stay hot?
Is it fair?
Once you go you can’t come back
So be patient and wise.Go to the library instead
Why not read pornography to get hotter?
It might be free!
Be like a child.Get a skipping rope.
Get some balls and crack your own nuts.Only if you have a cracker
Pretend it’s Nov 5th and have a bonfire.
Not wise if you have no yard or garden.
You can collect wood to burn or why not get rid of your furniture?
Get another cat and let them sleep with you.Mine woke me up milking my hair.
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How my heart sings 