Would you like a massage?
I’ve never cooked one yet.
Could you use a banana?
I need a hammer for this job.
Would you like a packed lunch?
It will take more than lunch to get a pact signed.
Why does corn flake?
It thinks it’s snow
Why do blood vessels narrow?
To make themselves thinner.
How do you spell artery?
Good guess.
Why is this a bad time for sex?
We don’t need them in South Africa
What is a plateau?
The female form of platoon
So how about cartoon?
The masculine form of cart
How about the eau?
Leave it off.
Why
I drank it
Hope the cartwheels were clean.
Do stop panicking.
Where is he?
With Mrs King.
How my heart sings 