He emits very mobile groans
He has mobile features but he never rings.A total waste of time
What is a mobile hairdresser?
What is mobile hair ?
Has my hair been stolen by a mobile trainee ?
Why or why not was Rome the centre of Britain in 1276,?
I would come to see you Sunday since you broke your leg but I want to go to Mass.
I will pray for you instead
Dear God
If you cure my illness I will go to Church on Sundays for ever
As if God needs people to go to Church.
If God did not prevent the Holocaust why would he stop your car from crashing?
Dear God
If I pass the pharmacy shall I buy you some gripe water?
I could put it into the holy water font
Then a still small voice whispered to me
Stop talking and listen
Crikey
Neither use nor ornament
I’ve no gold nor silk vestments
My mind is empty like the sky.
Yet I’d rather live than die
I am sure solving quadratic equations is very enlightening to beetles.
And blindly using formulas is damaging to human beings.
So we are less intelligent in a broad sense.
Who invented speech and writing?
Small groups of ordinary people.
Not university professors.
Does learning meaningless formulas prepare us for obeying mad leaders?
“They” must know what they are doing.
Must they?
How my heart sings 