I would come to see you Sunday since you broke your leg but I want to go to Mass.
I will pray for you instead
If you cure my illness I will go to Church on Sundays for ever
As if God needs people to go to Church.
If God did not prevent the Holocaust why would he stop your car from crashing?
If I pass the pharmacy shall I buy you some gripe water?
I could put it into the holy water font
Then a still small voice whispered to me
Stop talking and listen