I put on my new lipstick to show my husband who said:
Congratulations, you have found some lipstick exactly the same colour as your own lips
I said on going out: I forgot to comb my hair,he said
It doesn’t make any difference.
He went so fast on the North Circular I finally learned how to fasten my seatbelt
But was that kind of him?
I myself could only drive at 90 mph so I gave up before I killed someone
I went into Boots to buy some Foundation.A lady came up to me saying she didn’t like her complxion
and what did I have on, because that’s what she wanted for herself!
Then at the bus stop someone asked me the name of my lipstick
As I wore none,I felt embarrassed.I should have invented a name
However with time passing and Lockdown I no longer get any compliments
But it seems in the wider world women are having troubles with males acting badly
How my heart sings 