Why did Jesus walk on the road?
Because there was no water
Why did Jesus drink wine?
He forgot to turn it into water.
Why did Jesus have 12 apostles?
He didn’t know the decimal system
Why did he spend 40 days in the wildnerness?
Because he slept 40 nights there
Did he want a church?
No, he had a synagogue
No, he had a synagogue
Why was he killed?
The good die young
The good die young
How my heart sings 