Jesus and the decimal

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Why did Jesus walk on the road?
Because there was no water
Why did Jesus drink wine?

He forgot to turn it  into water.

Why did Jesus   have 12 apostles?
He  didn’t  know  the decimal system

Why  did he spend  40 days in the wildnerness?
Because he slept 40 nights there

Did he want a church?
No, he had a synagogue
Why was he killed?
The good die young

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