Well,you weren’t so ugly when we got married.
I never said anything about men’s chests.I was playing with Chess men
I wonder why I am so inferior.There’s always one thing I can’t do brilliantly
Yes,I do love you but only in the dark.The Wedding was a terrible shock,seeing you in a dress.
I never criticised you.Why are you so paranoid?
He said he never wanted to be me again.
He loves me when I go away; when I come back he is furious,What’s not going on ?
My mother told me I was not like other people.Which other people?
I wanted to be a doctor once, but dissection was easier in mathematics
His hands ran all over my body like mice chased by a tiger
He said I was so beautiful he was frightened I might get married before he was 18.
Why am I so jealous of my twister?
I love her and I miss her.
My aim is bad but is it immoral?
We can’t all be bottom of the class.
I learned to talk at home with no lessons.Free apart from poor mother’s milk.
I stood up and went to the window.They all shouted: she’s walking
What a pity Dad didn’t stay alive as I liked riding on his shoulder
Where is Dad,Mum?
I hope I’ll see him one day
I am so sorry I was rude to you.You remind me of Stalin,but it’s not your fault
No offence intended.When I intend it , it is much more severe.
I regret being unemployed.I do love you but 24 hours is too long.You could get a job
Give me some peace.Emigrate.
I never said I loved you except when I was high
I know cooking is hard work but I am an MP
I didn’t say your eyes looked calculating.I said I was calculating how to keep up spending when I lose my seat
No,I’m Morris Johnson
How should I know how many children I have? Babies can’t talk
Are you Michael Gove? I really regret meeting you.
What does Gove mean?
I had to got to hospital today.Getting out of A and E into the street was like something
from Kafka.”Use other door” when there is none.Finding an Exit with 2 sets of doors.The first ok the 2nd both locked.And all deserted…. eerie.
Getting into a cab was also hard as the injury is on my foot.Still aftee so many weeks of Lockdown it made a change.I decided not to get a drinks
The pain seems worse now ; the nurse admitted it’s hard to treat foot injuries.But it t takes my mind off the other pains.Like rolling in nettles which Romans used to do