I wish I were in Venice in a boat
My lover has just tried to kiss my goat
Why is love so pure a threat to men?
Tender feelings flow, I’m home again
Should I eat a pancake for my tea
I’ll text you when the boat is out at sea
I want a man who smells like apple pie
Oh,Lord send one here quickly or I’ll die
I did once see someone turn the other cheek
But now he has arthritis so he weeps
I wonder is it legal to keep sheep?
I’d like a small one near me as I sleep
Some get married, some still live in sin
I want a man who loves a wheelie bin
I cut the hedge with clippers, next my hair
Difficult as I have little there
I once taught Econometrics blind
The students passed, and then I lost my mind
I prefer topology to food
After that I might say something lewd
Did you ever laugh when fast asleep?
My husband was so merry so oblique