St Margarets Bay, the cliff top the wild flowers,
We lay in warm soft sunlight, lighthouse tower,
The clifftop where we lay has come to grief
Don’t blame us, we kissed on Hampstead Heath
The ground is shifting underneath our feet\
This curious government deserves defeat
They tried to make a human sacrifice
What, turn the telly off or it may spie?
Then I saw the dress I wore at sea
They took us off the cliffs to give us tea
The lifeboat men had saved us from the drop
The sea was greeny blue, at least on top
They took us into Folkestone for some beer
I prefer green tea, I am sincere
Actually I told another lie
I’ll drink Earl Grey tea until I die
After that my memory grows dim
I fear my entire life is one long sin
